heartless:

It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

  • cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
  • cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop

rhapsodybrohemian:

All I’m looking for is a babe I can go on adventures with, go camping in the forest, go on coffee dates with and touch the butt in public.

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How Do You Act When You Have A Crush?

zodiacmind:

Aries: Like everything an Aries does, crushes are intense and quick, and they don’t think for too long before they act; the average time that lapses between an Aries developing a crush on someone and asking them out is about an hour.

Taurus: Taureans are masters at hiding their emotions, so…

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